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Judges have voted, results are in, Pizza Rolls win all beauty pageants forever until the end of time.

Judges have voted, results are in, Pizza Rolls win all beauty pageants forever until the end of time.

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Octopus be all “um what I have a lot of hands ok”

Octopus be all “um what I have a lot of hands ok”

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If scented markers actually smelled like the best things in the world.

If scented markers actually smelled like the best things in the world.

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JUST ANNOUNCED: Pizza Watch specs and release date set!

JUST ANNOUNCED: Pizza Watch specs and release date set!

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On stands now! 

On stands now! 

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You’ll have to beat them off with a stick. 

You’ll have to beat them off with a stick. 

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Happy first day of school! What’s in your backpack?

Happy first day of school! What’s in your backpack?

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HAPPY LABOR DAY from Church Hat Pony, Chef Baby, Ol’ Peepin’ Cat, Ghost Approval Office Woman, Laser-Eye Dad, Happy Apple, Sweet Beets 2, and Perfectly Normal Mom!

(We’re not actually sure what Labor Day is.)

HAPPY LABOR DAY from Church Hat Pony, Chef Baby, Ol’ Peepin’ Cat, Ghost Approval Office Woman, Laser-Eye Dad, Happy Apple, Sweet Beets 2, and Perfectly Normal Mom!

(We’re not actually sure what Labor Day is.)

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We know what boys like. We know what guys want.

We know what boys like. We know what guys want.

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